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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

In Stores Now…

Check out my new Pop Lockin Instructional Video…

Popin & Lockin to the Hits Handed Down by the Man!

(How to dance to the drummer of the Southern Baptist Convention)

You will learn moves for hits like…

Lobotomy Dichotomy (How to think like the man)

Gangstas Paradise Remix (The Ronnie Floyd Version)

Hit me Disney One More Time (New free style dance for celebrations at Disney world since the powers that be lifted the ban on the House of Mouse)

Ten Foot Tall and Bullet Proof (Forget what God says we will tell you when its OK to drink)

Another Brick in the Wall (Interpretive dance about firing of all ministry personnel that are not Baptist enough)

Order now and you will also get…

This lovely mind control wall hanging. Simply stare at it and chant I will conform…

Order today and we will send you some knives that will cut cans in half…as long as they are not beer cans!


  • that may be the funniest thing i've seen in a long time!!

    By Blogger Suzanne, at 11:42 AM  

  • If I need to roll to the national convention and hand out a BEATDOWN..........
    I'll do it.
    I am on the J-O-B.
    I think the "Southern Baptist Convention" is well on its way to being the practical equivalent of the 1st Century's "Southern Kingdom Pharisee Convention".
    You let me know, and I will Chicken JUDOOOOOCHOPPP!


    By Anonymous Judo, at 7:01 AM  

  • Must... sign... message... Light... is... so... bright... I... want... cool... baptistry...

    By Blogger Jeff Noble, at 12:07 PM  

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